The Last Invention

I nudged the master bedroom door open with my back; my arms full of boxes, which I placed on the floor. I noticed the walk-in closet door open and decided to take a look. As I peered inside, I noticed a small panel ajar along the wall. 

“Is that a crawl space back there?”

I purchased the home from Jean DuMonte’s estate last month. DuMonte, a renowned astrophysicist and inventor, created products for NASA and other space exploration corporations. Though he was extremely famous for his work, he spent the last 15 years in isolation – in this very home. People rarely saw him, only grocery deliverers, or postal workers. However, even that stopped six months ago. His estate eventually decided to sell this small ranch house. Being that I’m such a science fiction nut, I eagerly submitted a bid.

I bent down to one knee and examined the crawl space. I swung the door toward me and peered inside. I removed a flashlight from my pocket. The light barely helped. The space appeared to be a giant tunnel. 

“It can’t be a tunnel,” I said to myself. “The house ends here at this wall.” 

My curiosity got the best of me. The opening stretched wide enough to fit my shoulders, but inside it expanded so that I could stand. I spotted the opposite end, maybe 15 yards away. I continued; the light slowly rose from the ground. The air pressure grew as if I were suspended 200 feet below the ocean. I pushed until the red glow was at my feet, maybe hip high.

I crouched down to slide my feet through the panel and felt a cold rocky surface crunch. I pried my head from the tunnel’s vacuum and crashed onto the frozen red tundra. I quickly noticed the sun but it appeared small. My arms chilled to the bone. 

“Where am I?” I choke out. I tried to inhale but it felt empty. I gasped again – nothing. 

My head was spinning and the world was falling from focus. The walls closed. I focused on my feet and noticed a motionless body. 

“DuMonte” I mouthed to myself, unable to omit a sound. 

I turned stumbling, trying to find the hole from which I came. Losing my balance, I took one final lunge back to the panel. With my consciousness falling away, black void inched closer. I fell forward.

“I’m not going to make it,” I said to myself. 

I don’t remember what happened next, but I was suspended in nothing; darkness surrounded me.

I asked myself, “Where the fuck am I?”

“You found my greatest invention,” I heard an echoed voice behind me. 

As I turned to see who was speaking, my eyes shot open – I was in the tunnel. I sucked in the air. 

With my weakened muscles, I inched and crawled my way back through, finally arriving at the panel in my bedroom. I pushed the panel back and used the last bit of strength to pull myself from the crawl space. As I sprawled on the closet floor, I rolled over and looked at the inside of the panel. 

Mars ——> This Way

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If Only: Elsa's Advisor

Locked in semi-quarantine with a 1.5 year old allows  me to watch Frozen (among many other animated classics) more than I ever thought possible. In the first film, during Elsa’s coronation, she is confronted by sister Anna with a perplexing issue, does she allow Anna to marry a Prince, Hans, who she’s only met that day. This is a more adult twist, if Elsa had a trusted advisor by her side.

Pontus glided across the ballroom intercepting the conversation between Anna and Queen Elsa at the Queen’s coronation festivities – behind Ana, Prince Hans. 

It was Pontus who persuaded young King Agnarr to trade with Weselton, curbing economic pressures on Arendelle. Most of the King’s council opposed, but the prosperity afterwards gave Agnarr a new trusted advisor. Pontus was honest and reliable. He eventually became the King’s regent during absences, which left only Pontus at the castle the night of Agnarr and Queen Iduna’s accident.

As Pontus approached he overheard Anna, “whatever you need to say to me you can say in front of Hans.” Pontus interrupted before the Queen responded.

“I believe it wise to know the history of Arendelle and the Southern Isles before making such a bold life decision, Your Majesty.”  

“And what history is…”

But before Anna could rebut, Pontus, eyes focused on Hans, asked, “Queen Elsa, may we speak privately?” 

Accompanying Elsa, arms linked together, Pontus whispered, “The Kingdom of the Southern Isles has a history of usurping those around them, and the King’s family, especially the children, have done unspeakable things to overtake their peers. I do not trust Hans, his family are too cunning and manipulative.”

Elsa then met his eyes and smiled, “Thank you, Pontus.”

Turning to confront Hans, Pontus latched onto Elsa’s arm, “urge to discuss this later, tonight is your celebration.”

Anna continued flirting with Hans until Elsa returned, Pontus standing at her side. “We will continue this conversation tomorrow – tonight is an inappropriate time to discuss such matters.”

Elsa departed abruptly afterwards, followed by Pontus, who retired to the hallway. Just then, Pontus felt his arm ripped back,  Hans’s furrowed brow leering down. He softened, “Please understand that my feelings are not intended to be an imposition.” 

“I’ve never doubted Anna’s feelings for you, your highness” Pontus replies, “but we both know my place is to advise, not to decide.”

With that, Hans bowed in courtesy and smiled. Pontus could swear he saw a glimmer of evil in those eyes. 

Restoring his jacket, Pontus returned to find Elsa and briefed her on the transgressions with Hans. 

“And with that I will leave you, my Queen. I have fulfilled your father’s request, and will now retire.” Afterall, Pontus intended this to be his final night as an advisor. Both studied each other’s sorrow, and with a tired grin, Pontus added, “It’s been my honor to serve your family all these years.” Pontus clutched Elsa’s hand and gently kissed her goodbye. 

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Appointed Rounds

Most importantly, many thanks to my wife for always pushing me and giving me true (sometimes harsh) feedback on my work. And my thanks to Sisley for giving this a first look and for the positive feedback. I hope you enjoy this short story. Additionally, thank you to the public servants who make sure we have the things we may take for granted. This story was inspired by a true person who is weathering the storm we face.

Like most days, I bounced up a small set of steps onto Ms.  DeWitt’s porch and placed a handful of letters into the basket next to the front door. I heard Rosco barking inside and noticed the silver Toyota Camry in the driveway. Helen must be home, I thought, most people are home with everything that’s developed, recently. 

I still remember that first day as a new professional, 32 years ago, I stood at the front of the classroom – boys and girls staring at me like I was an authority figure. Little did they know I was a 23 year old scared to death. I loved everything about teaching, and I did so for 14 years. I loved the freedom to inspire and the sound chalk makes when it smacks into the blackboard. Most importantly, I loved the look on a child’s face when I was able to connect with them and inspire them to learn. Unfortunately, the burden of teaching to standardized tests wore me down, and the system eventually put a halt to that inspiration I delivered, enthusiastically. 

I loved my community. I grew up in this small town, and I loved working here. After teaching, I turned to the U.S. Postal Service; that’s where I’ve spent the last 18 years – time flies.  

Walking my route, which under normal circumstances I interacted with folks consistently, I noticed how empty the streets had become. I witnessed only one car; Ed Wallace, one of the local police officers, passed me slowly and waved as I left Ms. DeWitt’s home. I’ve known Ed since childhood.

Entering Salvatore’s Pizza later on my route, I saw Geno, Salvatore’s son. Geno basically ran the business; Salvatore groomed him as successor. Sal’s made the best pizza in town, but I’d venture to say, they make the best pizza in the county. I noticed the floor shining from the lights overhead. No customers were coming; typically folks waited for a table during the lunch rush – the floor overrun with prints and scuffs from work boots by the time I arrived with the mail. 

“Geno, how ya holding up?”

“Tough times, only one server and a cook today,” Geno answered in his slight Italian accent – though nothing like Sal’s. 

“It’ll go back to normal soon,” I reassured him.

“I hope so, I’m going without pay to keep these folks on.”

I smiled and nodded; he slapped my shoulder, like always.

I washed my hands before departing, using the restroom by the front door. “Happy birthday, to you,” I finished before rinsing. 

A residential block finished my route; 28 houses to be exact. The agency issued hand sanitizer for these situations, when you couldn’t wash your hands with soap and water. I doused them every few homes, especially after contacting someone or touching  a railing. I tried to use hand sanitizer 10-15 times each day.

As I approached my final delivery I ran into Bruce Winthrope, and he extended his hand to shake mine. I didn’t reciprocate, and he chuckled, pulling his hand back. I asked myself afterwards if I was acting strangely because of everything going on – or was this just proper precaution? 

“Strange times, Bruce”

“I hear that,” he said laughing. “It’s craziness.”

I removed his bundle of mail from my bag and handed it to him. 

“Take care of yourself, and tell Maggie I say hello.”

“I will,” he said as we walk away from each other.

Making my way back to the Post Office I noticed a pesky cough continuing from earlier – my throat dried and scratchy. I clocked out and took my phone, calling my doctor.

“Dr. Weisberg, I’ve got this cough, and I’d…”

“Come by first thing tomorrow,” he said, cutting me off.

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Sitting on the chair next to the examination table the next morning, I replayed scenarios of what this would mean for my future. Dr. Weisberg entered the room and I stood.

“I’m glad you came straight away. Things are strange with this new virus wreaking havoc; it’s particularly dangerous for folks in your age group.” Dr. Weisberg then smiled, “luckily we can definitely say that the infection is bacterial, so no need to worry.”

Relieved, I blurt, “Thank, God.”

“You can continue to work, technically, but I think it’s important that folks your age self-isolate. We’re dealing with an epidemic, one we know far too little about.”

“How much risk is there in continuing to work?”

“Your job is not worth your life… Someone else can deliver the mail.”

That next morning I sat at the kitchen table drinking my coffee, black, like I do every morning. I doodled and toiled on my cartooning. 

I like making comics about current events. Maybe in my next life I’ll work for the local paper. 

As I glanced up from my drawing I noticed a picture of my wife, we’re on our honeymoon some many years ago. 

I missed her so much in that moment.

Just then I remembered the time and stood to grab my work jacket. I stopped at the door and closed my eyes, picturing that sweet smile once more before I left. 

“I love you, Janie.”

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